Summary: Stiles starts working at the movie theater. His boss is Derek.
Summary: It’s a weird camera angle, over Derek’s shoulder from the phone still clutched in Stiles’ hand like a lifeline - just the shell of Derek’s ear and the dark shock of his messy hair, and Stiles’ face hidden mostly by the line of his neck, but both of them are crying, laughing
Plot twist: Danny heard he’s not in the show anymore, so he went the “if I’m not, no one will” route, and long story short, Danny’s the Benefactor.
do you ever see a character that’s worshipped by a fandom and go “you’re not that great”
HOLLAND (27 going on 28)
ARDEN(28 going on 29)
AND FREAKING RYAN KELLEY(27 going on 28)
ARE ALL OLDER THAN HOECHLIN (26)
AMAZES ME OK
okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”
You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.
"Are you serious right now, Dad?"
"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."
my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together
since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk
so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol
while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’
‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’
‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’
‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’
‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’