You know what I haven’t seen on my dash in AGES?
i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search
i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement
Wandering the empty world
In twilight silver shade
Following the hidden paths
Slow and unafraid
Let the sunlight free the heart
Forever bound to roam
Find the weary traveler
At last returning home
I hate that feeling when you’re not necessarily sad, but you just feel really empty and every little thing gets to you and everyone that talks to you makes you angry and you want to punch everyone in the face
I’ve been thinking about this a lot and I’ve decided that in season five Derek really needs to come back with a majestic, full, fluffy beard because of his wolf form
Liam: “For a minute there, I thought I was going to tear the two of you apart.”
Stiles: “Silly Liam. Nothing could ever tear Derek and I apart.”
Omg Gord stepped on my back and cracked it and then I got faith to do the same to my lower back bec Gord couldn’t and sweet merciful Jesus I’m like a content noodle now they’re my favourites rn
Imagine drunk Ravenclaws trying to invent things
"No but imagine a machine that makes your toast or maybe waffles warm and crispy!" "There already is something like that, it’s called a toaster and some muggle invented it I think?" "Seriously?? Wow..okay but imagine animals bringing letters and stuff! No wait..we already have that too dammit.."
Ravenclaws trying to invent things that already exist in the muggle world oh my gosh
is every time my friend gets stop to be told off by some white person, very rudely, how his tattoo of a dreamcatcher is racist and insensitive to the Native American people and should removed/apologize/be ashamed.
He is Native American and they confuse him for Mexican every time, and he just states “But I got this at the reservation I lived in for 15 YEARS.” and proceeds to falsely place a curse of his ancestors on them.