#i bet they called Jackson for the money#and he was like “you idiots can’t go one year without me’#and sent them the money because you know#he’s still technically a member of Derek’s pack and he cares about them all#IDEK BUT OTHERWISE WHERE IN THE HELL DID THEY GET 50K?#DID STILES AND SCOTT BOTH DECIDE COLLEGE WASN’T GOING TO BE AN OPTION AND CASH OUT?#CAN YOU EVEN DO THAT IN THE US#DID STILES SELL HIS COMIC BOOK COLLECTION AND SCOTT HIS GUITAR?#is everyone in Beacon Hills mega rich from an insurance pay off because of the hospital#have they fixed it up and put mountain ash around it yet#is Stiles like… okay to be walking around with the face that murdered a bunch of people there#sPEAKING OF MURDER AT THE HOSPITAL I WONDER IF PETER GAVE THEM THE MONEY#’here’s sixteen years of child support just don’t ask me for a hug’ (via felicitysmock)
man i wish homophobic people were actually AFRAID of gay people like could you imagine having the power to strike fear in peoples hearts with your homo
"If I do not have one trazillion dollars on my doorstep by noon tomorrow, I swear I will KISS THIS WOMAN on the MOUTH in front of your children.”
"TURN DOWN" my copilot screams, trying to grab the airplane’s controls from me
"TURN DOWN FOR WHAT" i scream back as i icarus this bitch
lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.
so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic
another hot dad
welcome welcome pull up a chair can i get you anything? make yourself comfortable. take off your shirt.
so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums.