Harry Potter AU instead of sorting hat, McGonnagal plays Lady Marmalade and see if the kid is lipsynching to Christina, Mya, Pink or Lil Kim
Hedwig Buckbeak Potter, you were named after some hella winged animals hella rad high five son
Puppy Liam (✿◠‿◠)
I don’t want to ruin anyone’s fantasy here, but I notice if he simply opened his hands, his fingers would reach the tape on his mouth, thus enabling him to remove it an call for help. Okay, I’ll stop with my silly logic.
soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them
240. A bunch of muggle borns start to ‘ship’ others. The pure bloods are really confused as to why their relationships are becoming modes of transportation.
tHIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN A MAGICAL GIRL TRANSFORMS FROM THE VILLAINS POINT OF VIEW AND I AM SHITTING MYSEL F
no wonder they never do anything to stop them transforming. They probably just stand there like:
why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow
so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop
all I see is Hermione and Ron
One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-